Sniffer
Journal Entry: Mon May 5, 2008, 9:54 AM
A friend e-mailed me this joke which I found hilarious. In the spirit of lightening up my rather stodgy page, I'm sharing it with my friends, acquaintances, bill collectors, and with my adorable archenemy Xoriz.
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.
The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he was a DEA agent and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'. "His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work."
The plane took off, and once it has leveled out, the agent said, "Watch this."
He told Sniffer to "search". Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the
agent's arm. The agent said, "Good boy", and he turned to the man and said, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.
"Say, that's pretty neat," replied the first man.
Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm. The agent said, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police."
"I like it!" said his seat mate.
The agent then told Sniffer to "search" again. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to shit all over the place.
The first man was really grossed out by this behavior and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the agent "What's going on?"
The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb
- Listening to: Kudsi Erguner
- Reading: The Denial of Death
Devious Comments
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personnest personn around!
but yeah, on my page those are pictures of my end-of-the-year art project.
i'll upload a drawing or 2 when i actually draw something decent, and when im not too lazy to get up and draw...lol
Also im about to upload another art thing, but this was a present from a friend, and not MY scratchboard
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"Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."
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Too clever is dumb!
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Too clever is dumb!
Thanks for the fav and watch.
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Satan sux! but your the best, holy smokes, you passed the test!
when I'm with you I feel +blessed+...CHINCHILLA! I
>>If you wear fur, don't even think about talking to me<<
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"Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."
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Come visit my gallery & scraps: [link]
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Too clever is dumb!
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Too clever is dumb!
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Come visit my gallery & scraps: [link]
[link]
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Too clever is dumb!
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Too clever is dumb!
you have very interesting gallery...pics are amazing...really
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Too clever is dumb!
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Too clever is dumb!
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Too clever is dumb!
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Too clever is dumb!
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