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Journal Entry: Mon May 5, 2008, 9:54 AM
A friend e-mailed me this joke which I found hilarious. In the spirit of lightening up my rather stodgy page, I'm sharing it with my friends, acquaintances, bill collectors, and with my adorable archenemy Xoriz.

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.
The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he was a DEA agent and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'. "His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work."

The plane took off, and once it has leveled out, the agent said, "Watch this."
He told Sniffer to "search". Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the
agent's arm. The agent said, "Good boy", and he turned to the man and said, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.

"Say, that's pretty neat," replied the first man.
Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm. The agent said, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police."

"I like it!" said his seat mate.
The agent then told Sniffer to "search" again. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to shit all over the place.

The first man was really grossed out by this behavior and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the agent "What's going on?"

The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb

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  • Current Residence: Florida
  • Interests: Skulking, vagrancy and periodical binging
  • Favourite movie: Dagon, and a little beer on the side
  • Favourite genre of music: Eclectic, like stuff by Rabih Abou-Khalil
  • Favourite artist: Vrubel, Klimt, D. Rivera, Van Gogh
  • Favourite poet or writer: Raki, E. Pangborn, I. Asimov, Unamuno
  • Favourite photographer: No photos, please, just beer
  • Favourite style or digital art: I will mass (a)age or (b)acre (almost) anything
  • Operating System: Vista
  • Shell of choice: I've always had a soft stop for the 105 mm one
  • Wallpaper of choice: Barren walls is fine by me
  • Favourite game: Passtime: Beer brewing
  • Favourite gaming platform: Bed
  • Favourite cartoon character: Calvin & Hobbes
  • Personal Quote: Ah, the not so small imperfections; the ones that make us human...
  • Tools of the Trade: Wacom tablet, PS CS3, Painter X & beer

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~personn5:iconpersonn5: 16 hours 1 minute ago
oh and i've uploaded 2 or 3 more things! come check em out lol

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~personn5:iconpersonn5: 22 hours 39 minutes ago Mood: Lazy
yo! yeah sorry bout that, i visit peoples pages sometimes but i forget to say anything..
but yeah, on my page those are pictures of my end-of-the-year art project.
i'll upload a drawing or 2 when i actually draw something decent, and when im not too lazy to get up and draw...lol
Also im about to upload another art thing, but this was a present from a friend, and not MY scratchboard
=danevilparker:icondanevilparker: 1 day 5 hours ago
Thanks for the watch!
:gallery:

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=Ochichi:iconOchichi: 1 day 9 hours ago
It was just a comment, no real ill feeling. It's just that occupying so much of the page "real estate" it's like spamming to me. It was good to hear from you. Your Terry has a very handsome poise indeed.

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=Ochichi:iconOchichi: 1 day 9 hours ago
:salute:

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^LawrenceDeDark:iconLawrenceDeDark: 1 day 15 hours ago


Thanks for the fav and watch.

:)

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~chinchilla36:iconchinchilla36: 1 day 23 hours ago
omg, it is a chain letter, you can delete it and i see that you did. idk why you think "that's awful"

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=danevilparker:icondanevilparker: 2 days 5 hours ago
nice stuff!

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=charlenequek:iconcharlenequek: 2 days 7 hours ago
yeah i know :D

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~Thorir:iconThorir: 2 days 22 hours ago
Beautiful art you have! :)
=Ochichi:iconOchichi: 2 days 23 hours ago
That's awful. Such a looong msg. It forces the receiver not to show it so that it won't occupy the entire first page of the site.

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=Ochichi:iconOchichi: 3 days 2 hours ago
My oh my, your gallery is huge! :wow:

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=charlenequek:iconcharlenequek: 3 days 8 hours ago
:iconreiqrocks: hi

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=Ochichi:iconOchichi: 3 days 8 hours ago
:wave::rose:

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~MishaMo:iconMishaMo: 4 days 1 hour ago Mood: Sentimental
Hellooo, thank uuu thats really nice from your side ^^ :blowkiss:
=Ochichi:iconOchichi: 4 days 2 hours ago
:heart:



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~w00dw0man:iconw00dw0man: 4 days 5 hours ago Mood: Wow!
hi there!
you have very interesting gallery...pics are amazing...really
=Ochichi:iconOchichi: 4 days 6 hours ago
:salute:

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=Ochichi:iconOchichi: 4 days 9 hours ago
Supah well, thanks, and you? :rose:

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*Serafinchen:iconSerafinchen: 4 days 13 hours ago
Hello, how are you? :wave:
=Ochichi:iconOchichi: 4 days 23 hours ago
:heart:

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=Ochichi:iconOchichi: 4 days 23 hours ago
:salute:

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